http://www.holyflyingmonkeys.com/
Jag ramlade över en sida som var så galet rolig att jag är rent tårögd som jag skrattat.
Sidan handlar om Larry som kör truck.
Han är inte specielt nöjd med företaget eller kollegorna, och detta uttrycker han på ett sådant färgglatt sätt att man skrattar högt.
Här ett litet smakprov när han första gången får syn på sina kollegor:
The 500 pounder with greasy hair who kept picking his nose and rolling bugers in his fingers was fired from Swift for running over a fire hydrant with his trailer. ”I was lost. You should see how small those streets are” . He was starting out at .38 cpm apearantly because he had experience in wrecking things. This guy had an endless supply of bugers. I personally counted him roll and flick five of them before I asked to be seated somewhere else in the computer lab. No lie.
The skinny one with greased back hair, Elvis sideburns, pencil thin mustach and an ever present toothpick for his one tooth (you can’t make this stuff up) was fired from the bowling alley and banned for life for stealing Earl Anthony’s personal bowling ball. He also was glad Werner overlooked a semi-recent drunk driving which of course was a set-up because he was doing the police chief’s daughter.
The psyco Iraq war vet (sans front teeth) who ”saw alot of dead bodys and body parts” I avoided. After telling 3 lame lies in a row, all of which were stupid and obvious lies that didnt come close to lining up with reality, he paused and staired at you waiting for you to call him a lier so he could kill you. I decided he wasnt safe to converse with. He was a trainer at Swift and Im guessing he was fired for killing a student although I dont know for sure. He claimed to be hired at ”over .50 cpm” presumably
for his skills in advanced interpersonal relationships.
A thin balding early 50ish man with glasses sat counting and recounting his pills. He had about seven or eight bottles of perscription meds in front of him and was quite concerned about his recent count. ”If I get this wrong I could go into a coma and die, he explained” . OK Buddy. No problem! Here are the keys and here is your 80,000 pound truck. Be safe!
All of this on my first day! I should have followed my instincts and left
immediatly but I resolved to ”stick it out” . What a waste of time and money. ”
Om ni har samma humor som jag, kommer ni att gilla Larry.
